I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh My God What can I do
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell!
My mood is bad — can you tell?
My body’s drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass.
Cute Love Quote by Joan Crawford
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
From the movie Phenomenon
Will you love me for the rest of my life? No, I’ll love you for the rest of mine.
Mae West
I have found men who […]
On March 24th I lost my dog. Actually I had to have him put down, and it wasn’t easy. I had him for 13 1/2 years. I did everything in my power to keep him alive for several years. He had bad hips and I thought that would be what would […]
I was thinking some of you that visit my site might not be my age. So I thought that maybe not just someone older might be interested in finding someone online. I decided to add a link to the regular Friend Finder page for anyone that stumbles here that might be looking for […]
Looking back sometimes, it’s hard to believe that we have lived as long as we have.
As children, we would ride in cars without seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.
Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint. […]
I was reading news online and thought this was so cute I had to put it here.
Girl Buys Prom Date For $29.95
A High School senior auctioned himself off as a date on eBay. Rachel is shelling out $29.95 to have Stu escort her to the prom.
The student said she didn’t think she would actually […]
I am always trying to pass around little tips that I find on the internet and I found this one to be good reading.
Never give out too much information about yourself until you know the other person well. Unfortunately, there are predators out there even to mature datingsites. Find a dating […]
Things are going great for me, and I hope for all of you that read this also. I am always writing about the changes in my life since I have started to date again because there has been so many. This past weekend I have meet his family. He had already met […]
Life does go on, no matter what happens. Whether its a loss of a loved one, or the loss of someone you have been dating. Eventually, you will be able to get out of bed, go a day without bursting into tears and have a good time again.
Unfortunately there are no […]
WINNING SMILE: Active grandma with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
SEEKING LONG TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
LETS MAKE MEMORIES: […]
I am very pround of myself today! Everyday I learn something new about how to do things online and this has been a real challenge believe me. They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks but I’m out to prove that theory wrong!
You can find my new page HERE Its all […]
Things have been great. Now if spring would just get here and we had some sunshine I would be one happy lady!
I’m still dating Mr. Wonderful and things are going really well so far. He is such a sweetheart and has made my life so much fuller. It is so nice to […]
I saw this on a website and couldn’t resist it and had to share it with my readers. Hope you get as much of a kick out of it as I did
Yes, Barbie is over 50 and officially joined the ranks of us seniors. Soon they will produce a […]