Funny Profiles
WINNING SMILE: Active grandma with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
SEEKING LONG TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
LETS MAKE MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads together.
OLDER FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion conscious blue haired beauty, young 80’s, slim, 5′-4″ (used to be 5-7), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.