Happy Mothers Day
* Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after
you’ve had a baby.
* Somebody doesn’t know that once you’re a mother, “Normal,” is history.
* Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct .
* Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.
* Somebody said being a mother is boring ……
* Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver’s permit.
* Somebody said if you’re a “good” mother, your child will “turn out good.”
* Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
* Somebody said “good” mothers never raise their voices …..
* Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child
hit a golf ball through the neighbor’s kitchen window
* Somebody said you don’t need an education to be a mother.
* Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math. (or an 8th grader!)
* Somebody said you can’t love the fifth child as much as you love the first.
* Somebody doesn’t have five children.
* Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books .
* Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears (or get his head stuck in a railing).
* Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery .
* Somebody never watched her “baby” get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten. or on a plane headed for military ” boot camp
* Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one
hand tied behind her back .
* Somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.
* Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married
* Somebody doesn’t know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother’s heartstrings.
* Somebody said a mother’s job is done when her last child leaves home
* Somebody never had grandchildren.
* Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don’t need to
tell her
* Somebody isn’t a mother.
HAPPY MOTHER’s DAY!