Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D.
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to wash my car. As I start toward the garage,
I notice that there is mail on the hall table.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car […]
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh My God What can I do
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell!
My mood is bad — can you tell?
My body’s drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass.
Cute Love Quote by Joan Crawford
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
From the movie Phenomenon
Will you love me for the rest of my life? No, I’ll love you for the rest of mine.
Mae West
I have found men who […]
Looking back sometimes, it’s hard to believe that we have lived as long as we have.
As children, we would ride in cars without seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.
Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint. […]
I was reading news online and thought this was so cute I had to put it here.
Girl Buys Prom Date For $29.95
A High School senior auctioned himself off as a date on eBay. Rachel is shelling out $29.95 to have Stu escort her to the prom.
The student said she didn’t think she would actually […]
WINNING SMILE: Active grandma with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
SEEKING LONG TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
LETS MAKE MEMORIES: […]
I saw this on a website and couldn’t resist it and had to share it with my readers. Hope you get as much of a kick out of it as I did
Yes, Barbie is over 50 and officially joined the ranks of us seniors. Soon they will produce a […]
Andy Rooney says…. “As I grow in age, I value women who are
over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
An over 40 woman will never wake you in […]